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"Ima Hogg Slumpy" $900

Have you ever met someone who is just plain ugly? Well meet Ima H. Slumpy…So ugly, in fact that you are fascinated, staring at her homely features when you know she’s not looking. Unfortunately, even her name “Ima Hogg Slumpy is a poor choice that wasn’t hers.

However, Ima has an outstanding personality that outshines her peers so much so that she is immediately accepted in any circle.

Ima is very smart and commands a successful wart removal business. Her heart radiates pure unconditional love

wherever Ima goes! She has a beauty of spirit that shines through,

despite her shortcomings. As the saying goes,

“Don’t judge a book by its cover”.


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