On Valentines day, vain and virile Val Valentino first viewed a voluptuous and vivacious virgin vamp named Vallerie Valdez and was quickly drawn into a vortex of vibrating passion. The vibes were vice versa and they vaulted into a voracious love affair. They vowed to wed and proceeded to move into a Victorian house in Vancouver on Vanderbilt street. Their union produced volumes of offspring: Vicki, Vivian, Vincent, Viola, Violet, Velma, Vance, Victor, Vanessa, Veronica, Virginia, Val Jr. and Vaughn, but after Vaughn Val vowed to get a vasectomy. They all live a vegan lifestyle (with the exception of vintage vino and vodka.) They have two vehicles: a Volkswagon van and a Volvo in which they vacationed in Venezuela last year. Versatile and verbal Val’s various vocations include valet, Viagra salesman, vacuum cleaner repairman, ventriloquist, and volunteer fireman. Volatile Valerie is a veteran violinist and veterinarian. The victorious vitality of their vibrant union is a testament to love’s veracity.”
We offer fine art giclee prints on demand (black & white and color) on premium, archival quality photo paper using archive quality inks; an affordable way to own original fine art! All paintings (sold and unsold) are available as a print. The originals of the images designated “print only” are sold therefore they are ONLY available as a print (displayed in “giclee print” section).
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